Lame ‘Inventions’

By Stephen in Don't try this at home, Humour

Fumbling around the internet, I came across a couple of things that I would have to put up for competition as the stupidest things ever thought of.

10. Titanic Lamp

9. Butter-stick

8. Food-on-the-run

7. Two-person mittens

6. Wii Toaster

5. Peanuckle-War Ring

4. The Pup-step Plus

3. Plunger Hat (helpful for sleeping in trains)

2. The Fish Flush 6000

And coming in at number 1…

1. The High-Five Simulator

Straight from the manufacturer’s mouth…

Ever have one of those “yeah me!” moments and there’s no one around to reciprocate your High Five? Perhaps you’ve just completed a level on a game that has been giving you fits or tinkering with your website’s template and finally got the results you were looking for. You want to celebrate but you are either alone or there is no one around who really cares or understands how difficult the task was you just completed.

Well Mr Shut-In, do we have an application for you! The Platypus Society is proud to unveil it’s latest creation, the Virtual High Five Simulator! Now when it’s 2am and you’ve finally achieved enough experience points to become a Guild Master on your MMORPG, you’ll have a friendly, non-judgemental hand to slap.

The Virtual High Five Simulator, just one more way The Platypus Society is helping the internet to make actual human contact obsolete.