I Have Come to the Conclusion that

By in Humour, Random, Tounge-in-cheek

I will never be back in a sec, it will take at least half an hour to do what I intend to

I’m never going to go back to the drawing board, I don’t own any boards, board meetings or boring books – especially ones to draw on

Two birds in the bush could easily be better than the dumb one in your hand

No-one is bad to the bone, I’m pretty sure all bones serve good causes and are in fact, good

The ball is not in my court, I don’t have a court and don’t intend to get one

My bags are not packed and are definitely not ready to go, see Rachel Kate‘s blog for more on that one

I am not now nor never intend to bang my head against a wall

You cannot bank on what I say, I would strongly suggest the BNZ if you are looking for a place to store your money

I am not barking up the wrong tree, nor the right one

There ARE places like home

Food is something you consume, not think about

I shouldn’t batten down any hatches, I may need to get out of them one day

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a square because I wasn’t ‘there’

I happen to like animals, and am not going to beat any horses, let alone dead ones

Don’t even get me started on beating around the bush, srsly

Beauty lies in more eyes than just those of the beholder. Who knows why they are so special

Beauty can often be skin deep

I was never the gleam in my father’s eye. Not the reflection, gleam, light, star or any other poetic word

Sliced bread really wasn’t that great to begin with

Beggers can be choosers if they put their mind to it

I am not behind the 8 ball, it gets pretty boring back there

Never is much better than late

9 out of 10 times you are much better sorry than safe

Big brother either has no life or he really isn’t ever watching anything but Dr. Phil

The mass of your body is most definitely not proportional to how hard you fall

Don’t bite your lip, bullets or your tongue. It hurts, trust me

Blind don’t do so well leading anybody, let alone their own kind

I’m pretty positive that no-one was ever born with a silver spoon in their mouth

It isn’t wise to break the ice when you are standing on it

Burning a candle at both ends leads only to wasted wax

In a storm I am pretty sure an acorn would fall miles away from the tree

At the end of the day, the sun sets and you go to bed – nothing more

Jazz does not correlate to every single topic that may have lots of similar things

Always looking on the bright side leads to burned out retinas

I have never met anyone with apples, planks or logs in their eyes and I have a sneaking suspicion that I probably never will

Lead balloons have uses, not many albeit, but uses nonetheless

No matter how many times I listen, dawn will not crack

Last, and definitely the least…

The customer will always remain, undoubtedly, wrong


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