Teh Bible in lol spk – srsly

By Stephen in Humour, Random, Unbelievable

If you haven’t heard of lol cats, you have probably been living inside an orange candy cane cave somewhere in the backblocks of the Pacific Ocean.

It’s the phenomenon of adding witty captions to comical cat pictures in the language of ‘lol speak’. They have a website dedicated to it which I highly recommend checking out (don’t blame me if you get addicted though). Website below for ur convenience

icanhascheezburger.com

Lol cats and Spongebob are probably my top forms of stress relief.

Well anyway, they have now taken it a step further (one step too far you may rightly ask) and translated the entire Bible (no kidding) into lol speak. LOL! (well actually only 61% of it is translated so far, but their plan is the whole thing.)

lolcatbible.com

Let me read to you from Genesis for a bit k?

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1