Hearing an announcement on the return flight from Las Angeles regarding the outbreak of the new strain of the swine influenza virus, I thought I had better follow protocol and announce myself to the people standing sentinel at the entranceway back into the country since I had unfortunately had two of the symptoms on my last day in California.
My honesty rewarded me with a sanity mask and about an hour and a half of waiting to be seen by the snowy-haired doctor. I was finally allowed to make my weary way into his makeshift room, where he regrettably informed me that . . .
It’s okay, you can breathe around me. I’m as clean as a whistle.
I hope.
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I was actually wondering!!
Yay Jon’s back! I’ve had a serious shortage of comments on my blog posts since you’ve been gone
its not my fault im not as ‘word gifted’ as jon tehe